Derailed

I just turned on the TV to see if there was anything decent to watch and low and behold a potential sex scene between Clive Owen (DEAR GOD!) and Jennifer Aniston is on Derailed on BBC 1.  Of course they don’t actually have sex (I won’t explain why as it ruins the film) but jesus it’s horny.  I want sex.  I want sex with Sofa Guy but I want rampant passionate sex.  I want to be pushed up against the wall or the bed or anything really!  

Earlier on I decided to put the secret back to the test and wrote down 4 times, I am greatful that “Sofa Guy” loves me, wants to marry me and is going to phone me later to meet up.  Sad I know, but wow it fucking worked!  20 minutes after writing that and I get a phone call, I totally didn’t expect one!  He had finished golfing with his brother and dad and phoned to come down for a few hours before going out tonight.  We had a really nice time, I massaged his feet and his legs and shot him some very horny looks before telling him I can’t wait until I get my own flat.  I plan on christening every room, i’m not sure if he will oblige lol. Anyway he said he would be back tonight.  I sure hope so.  Meanwhile my bruise on my face is looking pretty bad considering, and I have to try and hide it from my parents lunchtime tomorrow.  Wish me luck!

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