Happy Fucking Birthday

It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m sure it’s going to be a barrel of laughs!  I know I should be greatful that I have a tiffany necklace from Sofa Guy, but I basically paid for it since I’ve put so much money in the spread betting account anyway… so I apologize if I am a little bitter.  

I don’t have any plans and in all honesty I don’t want to do anything.  Sofa Guy said he would cook me a special meal but I have a feeling that will all go wrong as per usual.  I suggested we get a hotel for the weekend so that we could be alone and intimate and he looked at me really puzzled, screwed up his face as if the idea was a terrible idea.  He also made more comments today about this house being bad luck and threw in a “You haven’t trained” for good measure.

 

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