Happy Fucking Birthday

It’s my birthday tomorrow and I’m sure it’s going to be a barrel of laughs!  I know I should be greatful that I have a tiffany necklace from Sofa Guy, but I basically paid for it since I’ve put so much money in the spread betting account anyway… so I apologize if I am a little bitter.  
I don’t [...]

I’m dating a Psycho

Well have things really gotten out of hand since I last checked in.  As I mentioned before my ex has rented out a room in our house.  The guy he has rented it to is a 20 odd year old student and since he has moved in they have been having mad parties until 5am [...]

Is He Using Me?

I had another argument with Sofa Guy last night and I can’t really remember how it started as I had been drinking… well we both had.  I wasn’t planning on drinking but I had been listening to some dance music on earphones while he watched the cricket on TV and it got me in the party mood.
Anyway, [...]

Groundhog Day

It’s a bit like ground hog day in my house at the moment.  Sofa Guy has stayed at my house now for 9 nights in a row and every day has been almost identical.  We wake up, I work.  He bets and listens to the racing radio.  Although I’ve had sky installed now so he [...]

I got SEX!

Finally!  After near on 10 weeks of no penetration I had sex last night and god it was good!  Sofa Guy did end up coming back to mine last night after he spent 30 minutes talking to a mate of his who was also going to come back but there were no taxis.  Finally he [...]

Well he stayed in last night

I certainly wasn’t expecting Sofa Guy to stay in with me last night but he decided to curl up on my bed, snuggle me and watch Britain’s Got Talent instead of hitting the local bars.  We had a tv ariel fitted last week so on Wednesday decided it was a good idea to get my [...]