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Saturday night I was planning on staying in and letting Sofa Guy get on with whatever he does when he goes into town. My sister phoned me around 10:30pm and told me to not be so boring and to get my ass down the local bar where she and a friend were. I [...]
Sofa guy’s not drinking in the week started off rather good as he didn’t drink a drop on Monday at all. We stayed at my place even though his parents were away for the week on holiday. Tuesday was a little bit of a different story. I can’t remember what happened but something annoyed him [...]
Last saturday everyone I know was going out in town drinking and my sister dragged me along too. I was already at Sofa Guy’s house and drank a bottle of red wine to myself before I even went out. I was in a very bad mood and already had threatened to go home earlier in [...]
Sofa guy came home near 3am this morning. I was led on his sofa watching a movie. He came through the door and started getting angry. He’d lost something, and accused me of stealing it. He then pulled out a piece of paper from his sock. He wouldn’t show me [...]
Just when I thought things possibly couldn’t get any worse they have gone seriously wrong.
Firstly, something I didn’t mention in my diary from a while back has come back and bitten me in the ass hard. Last year one of my sisters’ friends was getting a divorce from her husband. This husband happened [...]
Today started off really badly. I went back to the gym this morning and my sister finally admitted she saw sofa guy kissing the redhead. She couldn’t believe he did it in front of her and my friends. Neither can I.
She told me i’m too good for him and that I need [...]
The following are reasons why I am never going to be good enough for sofa guy…
1. I’m too fat (this could take up 3 reasons by itself since i’m so fucking huge)
2. I have tiny tits
3. My teeth aren’t pure white
Good day today huh! I went to my parents for a few hours and left [...]
I read something rather interesting on a dating website and thought I would share it with you as I found it quite revealing. On this site there were 5 signs that your guy could be hooked on you. Read number 1…
Giveaway #1: He wants less sex.
What it reveals: Believe it or not, less action but [...]
I was just about to head to bed after a very bad itunes spending spree when there a louder than usual knock at the door. Sofa guy is stood outside with a taxi of which I had to pay. The taxi driver must have recognised me as he mentioned that at least I [...]
Last night ended up being not as bad as I originally thought it was going to be. We didn’t wake up my ex and we stayed up all night playing on the wii, listening to music and this morning ended up watching a film at around 7am. Last night Sofa Guy was very “lovey dovey” [...]
