You oughta know

“You Oughta Know”
I want you to know, that I’m happy for you.
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me
Would she go down on you in a theatre
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby
I’m sure she’d make a really excellent mother
Cause the love that you [...]

The life of a serial shagger isn’t quite so…

Well, i’m still seeing my sofa guy and I am enjoying spending time with him.  We’ve only fucked once though in six meets.  We just don’t have anywhere to go to but everything is not quite so happy around here.  The guy I’ve fallen in love with has admitted he’s slept with someone else.  I [...]

Intriguing and Amusing… An Eventful Weekend!

Boy have I had an eventful weekend! I’ll start at the beginning but lets say it all hasnt been good! I got in touch with “Sofa Boy” on Friday evening when I was sitting bored and he said to go over to his place because his parents were out (bless he lives with [...]

Bad Day Today

Things have been going really well all week. I’ve managed to stay so busy that I haven’t even thought about the guy that I have fallen madly in love with. Last night things took a turn for the worse and I woke up this morning in a very bad mood. To be [...]

Dream Catch Me

Every time I close my eyes
It’s you and I know now
Who I am
Yea yea yea and I know now
There’s a place I go
When I’m alone
Do anything I want
Be anyone I wanna be
But it is us I see
And I cannot believe I’m fallin
That’s where I’m goin
Where are you goin
Hold it close won’t let this go
Dream catch [...]

OMG! Sofa guy phoned me!

So I get back home last night and I noticed 2 missed calls on my mobile from a number I didn’t recognise… I was curious as to who could be phoning me so I phoned the number back! A male voice answered and I said “Sorry to bother you, but did someone from [...]

Something you never plan on happening

How can you fall for someone you hardly know and you’ve never been intimate with? That’s exactly the situation where I am at with someone that I know and get on with extremely well. Except there are two problems (three if you count mine)… Firstly he has a very long term girlfriend, [...]

My second drunken experience

If you haven’t already guessed I’m not a heavy drinker. I’m hyperactive enough without alcohol but recently I have been drinking on the weekends. I’m not really sure why – partially social and partially to drown out the sorrows I am experiencing at the moment perhaps. I’m no alcoholic though so don’t [...]

I see a pattern emerging…

I have always been an extremely sexual and horny person but I have noticed even more so when I am drunk. I guess everyone is the same, their inhibitions lower and things happen. I was recently on holiday somewhere nice and sunny and got completely drunk on vodka and coke, barely able to [...]